GET BENT “your way”
So you’ve seen the other installments of having it your way GET BENT style, (for those who have not- I’m referring to Episode 4.5 and Episode 5.Phive) either way, get ready for the unleashing of Get Bent episode 7.5!! Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about 7.Sixx (the Burger King rock-video). Something came up and we had to change that video to Episode 8.Sixx. I know I need to deliver on the rock video, since I’ve mentioned it more than a few times and keep pushing it back, but in the mean time this next one will be the guaranteed money shot!! That is a promise. A friend from work took a business trip to London, and took a picture of a hilarious sign in a Burger King. I’m talking it’s the perfect sign for what we’re trying to do with BK. It is almost like Burger King is taunting Get Bent with the sign that they have in this London location. I won’t give it away because I like to incorporate the element of surprise in our videos. We’re gonna fuck them so hard they’ll be pissing mustard by the time we’re done shooting this one! Which leads me to the other part of this blog;
The EXCUSES
We have not shot it yet!! We’ve only got a few chunks from the rock video shot. We have nothing from episode 7.5 or 8 in the can yet. Right now they are just 2 killer episodes in the planning stage. I am the editor of the show. Even when Kyle was the editor he only got around to working on stuff when I was supervising (his choice- not mine). So everything has always cut into my personal time, which sucked. Speaking of personal time, Simon is a father of three with a wife that works full-time and is attending college. Needless to say his life is a juggling act so getting together to shoot stuff is a thing where plans can get cancelled at the drop of a dime. Also, we’ve both decided to get into Mixed Martial Arts training. I have been getting the Holy Hell kicked out of me for a couple weeks now, and I’m loving/hating every second of it. Simon will be joining in at some point. He’s got some street experience with some Military hand-to-hand training. I suppose I also have some street experience with some wrestling experience from Jr High and part of HS. Anyway, I’m gonna get my ass kicked for a few weeks (or months) before Simon starts up to get his. Should be fun!! I also spend time producing music for the 2 groups that I am in- And I work in a cubicle prison 40 hours a week. Sometimes I just want to lay down…you know? Watch a little TV. But, seriously, the point of this whole whine session is to let you, the viewer, know that Get Bent will always be here for you. New episodes (at zero cost) will sporadically pop up whenever we get time to shoot/edit. That is to say we will be finding more dumb signs, funny loopholes and idiotic rules to exploit. Right now we are focusing on marketing rather than production so this bitch can get picked up! Once it does you’ll be seeing way more of us. But until then, our free GET BENT labor is just one of the many things we have on our plate. Keep spreading the word and posting this site on other sites and let’s make this thing POP once and for all. But I’ll close by saying that the perfection that we will drop in the future (episodes 7.5 and 8 ) are going to be worth the wait…
Stay Tuned
WOZ

