GET BENT

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I am pleased to announce that I am now married and stuff.  Odd turn of events this past year has undergone.  Not sure why I said that like Yoda, but screw it; I did.  Anyway, what I am REALLY pleased to announce is that I am getting off my lazy can and staying active with this site!!  Being #1 at rule bending according to certain search engines, we feel compelled to keep our reputation going by adding a little twist for the new year.  I have made mention in the past about technical difficulties pertaining to putting up new episodes due to running out of the allotted “pages” on our site. Well, I will stay active by putting up a page of weekly loopholes!  “But John…” you ask “I thought you said you ‘can’t add anymore pages!’ ”  Well, let me get to that, Asshole!! I will be deleting the NEWS page and putting up WEEKLY LOOPHOLES.  This will allow the crew at Get Bent to flex our loophole-finding, rule-bending muscle without having to occupy so much cyber-space.  Much like DEEP THOUGHTS and NUCK CHORRIS FACTS, I won’t need to add a new page for every entry.  Not only that, I’ll be able to focus on doing the Get Bent Documentary without having to screw around with shooting and editing episodes!!  Plus you won’t need to spend the 10-minute episode length every time you just want to catch a few quick loopholes.  I am doing this for the loophole junkies in the world.   Just go to the weekly loophole page every week and it’ll only take 10 seconds, literally.  Unless you suck at reading (in which case you suck at life.  And if you CAN’T read then kiss my ass you illiterate Jag off!!!)  Sorry for the hostility.  If you ARE illiterate, what were you doing reading this?  Go listen to a freestyle track courtesy of Simon Juarez.  I should also mention that this page is going to be FUNNY!!!   That’s the plan, at least. I will have 7 days to polish and hone, if you will, every loophole so that it is in a perfectly deliverable form by the time I go to put it on the page.  52 solid, hilarious, and practical loopholes in 2010; can we do it??  You bet your sweet ass we can.  Will we?  I hope so.  We’re sure as shit gonna make it a goal.  Merry Christmas Everyone!!  For those of you who are not Christian; Merry Christmas anyway!!  There’s no reason your Christmas should be any less special. 

Stay Tuned 

WOZ