Get Bent: Get Jacked! 

What up??  Get Bent has made another change, only this time it is bigger than a piddily gas station!  A little company that goes by the name McDonalds has been impacted by the Get Bent Crew!!!  You may recall our visit to McDonalds, aka the “McCheef” incident.  Well, it appears as though McDonalds rephrased their idiotic way of justifying their output!  Now they say  “All ‘burgers’ are 100% beef” (not all “sandwiches”)   Our mothers will be so proud of us for making this happen!  We will happily accept all pats on the back as well as any monetary donations for this monumental achievement!!  But, also related to fast food, here’s the question on a lot of people’s minds:  What is Get Bent going to do about Jack in the Box going through drive thru’s to try to get breakfast all day?  The answer:  Say our prayers and hope that they can get the breakfast!!  We are behind them 100% because if they succeed where we failed that will mean breakfast for all!!  It will be the chain reaction that fast food eaters have waited for their whole lives!  Not only will BK serve their over-priced breakfast all day, but sooner or later McDonalds will have to start serving breakfast all day!!   How great will life be when we can get a McMuffin at noon??  We are gonna get so fat as a nation!! 

It would be petty if Get Bent acted like bitches and accused Jack in the Box of taking our idea and making a commercial out of it. (eventhough we did the whole “go to BK wearing a mask” thing back when McCain & Obama were still neck and neck- and, of course we didn’t get the presidential treatment that we deserved that day)     We even plugged them in episode 7.5  The REAL question is why the F’ is Jack in the Box airing commercials in the Chicagoland area when it is impossible to get it here?!!  Its like watching somebody chug an ice cold Gatorade while you’ve got a mouthful of sand!  Does Jack like to tap dance in front of people in wheel chairs?  I wouldn’t be surprised.  I’d love to eat an ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER whenever I want it, but I’m not driving over 250 miles to scratch that itch!  I’ll just have to settle for a lesser burger.  THAT is the reason their commercials piss me off.    Put up a franchise or SOMETHING!!!    Jack in the Box’s food is too good to keep out of the more densely populated part of Illinois- What the hell are they doing??  On a side note:  I’m glad that somebody put a Get Bent bumper sticker on a Jack in the Box pole in Nashville last year (I’m an eye witness to the whole thing).   

PS the title does not mean that we got jacked- it means we’re telling everyone to get jacked! (the Jack in the Box way)