Bios
Get Bent Bios
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John Wozniak - The Scholar, The Visionary, The Mastermind behind the show. The Self-Proclaimed Master of finding loopholes. Okay, enough of that. He’s a Columbia College (Chicago) Graduate. Aside from the ideas, and directing, he is the Host of the show. He’s been known to refer to himself in the third person from time to time. He hates acting and HATES seeing his face on the screen. That is the truth. Considers himself an idea person and since cool talented people don’t grow on trees he is forced to do what he hates. (he is the self-proclaimed Loophole Wizard who’s good at whipping out funny videos) Formerly Jive MC of the rap/ hip-hop phenomenon known as JACKMOVE (1999-2004 R.I.P.)- now his music has evolved into a more experimental type. Him and the former Get Bent post production consultant, Kyle Jenkins, formed 6OCT. Not sure when their album (named GLOBAL WARNING) will be released - later on that, but to check out a few songs go to www.myspace.com/6oct. He is also in 2 other musical projects, one is gangasta rap while the other is actually a positive contribution to society. He recently started producing hypnosis cds. The first one is to enhance healing and prevent side effects for people undergoing Chemotherapy. If you know anybody who could use this, by all means, check it out. It’s free. (just like Get Bent)
John Wozniak - The Scholar, The Visionary, The Mastermind behind the show. The Self-Proclaimed Master of finding loopholes. Okay, enough of that. He’s a Columbia College (Chicago) Graduate. Aside from the ideas, and directing, he is the Host of the show. He’s been known to refer to himself in the third person from time to time. He hates acting and HATES seeing his face on the screen. That is the truth. Considers himself an idea person and since cool talented people don’t grow on trees he is forced to do what he hates. (he is the self-proclaimed Loophole Wizard who’s good at whipping out funny videos) Formerly Jive MC of the rap/ hip-hop phenomenon known as JACKMOVE (1999-2004 R.I.P.)- now his music has evolved into a more experimental type. Him and the former Get Bent post production consultant, Kyle Jenkins, formed 6OCT. Not sure when their album (named GLOBAL WARNING) will be released - later on that, but to check out a few songs go to www.myspace.com/6oct. He is also in 2 other musical projects, one is gangasta rap while the other is actually a positive contribution to society. He recently started producing hypnosis cds. The first one is to enhance healing and prevent side effects for people undergoing Chemotherapy. If you know anybody who could use this, by all means, check it out. It’s free. (just like Get Bent)
Simon Juarez - The Man, The Myth, The…Co-host…I guess? Coincidentally, he is married to John’s cousin, and the father of three and babysitter to about 10 (give or take). I forgot what else he does for a living- if anything else, but I’m pretty sure its boring as hell like most 9 to 5 jobs. However, he does have a knack for bending rules and whipping out funny videos. (search engines) Anyway, just like almost everyone else on this page, Simon takes part in music as well. He is/was the drummer for Frayed End and is now co-conspirator of Def Sheppard.
Bruce Jones - The designer of this page!! The man who has given a place of residence to our jacked-up sense of humor…
Rob Bush - The artist formerly known as DJ Lopaka of JACKMOVE (R.I.P 2004) just recently became an active force on the Get Bent squad. He fancies himself to be a rule-bending loophole seeker. As stated before he has teamed up with his old school Broseph from Jack Move for a kick-ass musical experience soon to be known as *********. For right now though, he is known as the Dr. of Quantization, Check him out at this super long link http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=170923334&MyToken=da96098f-c7ab-4de5-9260-3a2224fc88ba
Kyle Jenkins - Band Member of 6-Oct. Helped edit the trailer and episodes 1 - 3 as well as providing technical guidance for episode 4, and trained Woz on how to use their mysterious editing program. He is a Columbia College student who enjoys long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners.
