You may wonder why episode 4 is not up yet. The reason for that is simple: I am waiting to shoot the piece that will hopefully be the icing on the cake. This new funny video will be totally hilarious. It will focus more on the potential minutia that is what this show was founded on. You will see more loopholes per second than ever before. We are going to bend more rules than a Siamese threesome. I just thought of that. I want to add funny videos at a more frequent pace, but scheduling is tough for production. Let’s get the demand HIGHER!! SPREAD THE WORD. Bear with my language and overuse of certain terms like ”funny videos” and bending rules- i was instructed to utilize it wisely so it is what it is. In other news, I can legally drive now (applause). Yep, wherever I want!! Let me close by saying that episode IV will be up next week barring any acts of God and it is the funniest episode by far.
This show is an evolving organism with only one thing that is constant and unchanging: That it is bound to rock your world! The point of this blurb is to inform the masses that as of now we are in a state of trying to market this. That is to say the focus has slightly shifted towards getting noticed. So not only are we trying to find the best way to market, we are also deciding on the best thing to market. Is it 10 minute episodes, or 5 minute ones? Is it thematic pieces, or sporradic pieces? We at get bent are constantly scratching our heads on this one.
Don’t worry though. Things have changed for the better. Now, two out of the 3 on the production team have the editing program. So now every idea I can shoot I can instantly edit. What does this mean exactly? It means that stuff will be coming out more frequently. Will we sacrifice quality for quantity? HELL no!! At least, I hope not. My standards are going to remain high. I know the third episode may have seemed like the weakest link in bunch, but it needed to be done. I have years of pent up rage at the law for some dumb charges and my failed background check was the catalyst for bending THE LAW.
But back to my point; there is never any shortage of ideas - and in the 20 square miles with which we operate, we are still finding new stuff everyday!! Once I get my driver’s liscense fully reinstated (which I hope is soon) I will personally guarantee that Get Bent will explode with a ton of new stuff!! (not literally).
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Alright!! We are soon to unleash an epic saga of fuck-ups and mishaps. That’s right. Outtakes from our first 3 episodes will be coming soon to a website near this one, in fact it will probably be this one.
I think I am done editing for content. It is just a matter of fixing audio levels and other forms of boring technical mastering that will be done shortly. We think they are hilarious, but our opinions don’t matter - YOU are the true judges/critics. Hopefully the humor translates nicely to all you nice people who were not directly involved in the production process. (I’m sure it will)
It is a whole episode’s worth of fumbling, and stuttering and stuff. And, Oh yes- there will be blood. Or at least a lot of swears. Kids get your parent’s permission, er something. The Outtakes: Volume 1 will be up in a few short nights KEEP CHECKING THE SITE and tell some people to check us out so we will be forced to put out more stuff!!! Bending The Law Videos Motivate us to keep cranking them out!!!!
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