Backside with tracklist - below (if you still do hard copies. [and I'm not sure why the back came out smaller])
(This page was a rush Job- Sorry)
The entire DEAD WRONG album Darkside of the Grave is out now. As of July 25 it is on available for download on Amazonand with 20 songs at $8.99 we’re talking less than 45 cents per song!! Grab it while it’s hot (or at least warm). I should warn you that THIS ALBUM IS NOT FOR THE EASILY DISTURBED!!
Holy Shit!!! The sky is falling…or it will be in slightly more than 3 years!!There is a ridiculous amount of hoopla surrounding the demise of Mother Earth on December 21, 2012.The hype is only gonna keep growing while the media continues to feed off of this frenzy until that fateful day when something either happens or does not.So many questions to ask:Will just our planet perish?Or will time itself come to an end as our universe instantaneously collapses?Will something GOOD happen instead?Or as certain Christians ask: will God vaporize all of the righteous people in an effort to bring them all to Heaven while damning all of us normal people to an eternity of unimaginable pain and incomprehensible torture for all of the sins that we have committed.
Ever kill a mosquito and then forget to pray for your forgiveness?Guess what, Asshole- You’re going to HELL in 2012!!
Of course, the vaporizing of the sinfree, or low-sin as it may be (a process commonly referred to as * the “Rapture”) is among the lesser plausible of outcomes for December 21st 2012.I think there is a far greater chance that NOTHING will happen that day. However, that is not my prediction.I want to go on record on this October 21st 2009 with my prediction…
So to preface:back in ancient times, the Mayans came up with this tricked- out calendar that is basically a cycle of epic proportions!! I won’t get into explaining the numbers and the years that compose this cycle (mostly because I can’t).All I know is that they invented this wildly intricate calendar that has accurately predicted every solar eclipse for over 2.000 years (so we’re told) and then they disappear!>?!Let me repeat:They drop this epically confusing calendar on all of Mankind’s doorstep, and then they up and vanish?Where did they all go?And where are the aliens you ask? Oh, you didn’t ask.Let me explain;THAT is where the Mayans went, up with the aliens. The Mayans very well could have been abducted by aliens. I am not insane!!(Or should I say that I am insane, because by admitting that I am insane I am instantly rendered perfectly NOT insane because crazies do not believe that they are crazy) John Wozniak’s prediction for December 21, 2012 is that the Aliens will bring the Mayans back to Earth for a jacked-up reunion.Sounds weird, right?Well, I’m not claiming to be Nostradamus.
*certain Christian denominations have even gone on record that the Rapture will be on May 21st 2011 and then the world will end the following October 21st.(They’re one upping the Mayans by more than a year!!)
Just kidding Ingrid…whoever you are. I just wanted to inform the uninformed that if you are ever reading posts or pages on this site, and it is as though the site itself is talking directly to you, that means that you are reading something written by John Wozniak. Like this post. So now that you know whose words you are reading, I am going to fill you in on some more fun facts. I am working on music for 6-Oct periodically, and originally I wanted to put out our album GLOBAL WARNING by now. Context clues would have you deduce that it didn’t happen, and you would be right. I’m thinking October 6th would make a GREAT day to have that thing ready to go. So that is the new plan. I just bought a sweet keyboard and have the necessary tools to produce all kinds of stuff once I learn how to manage my new program (and I gotta buy some more cables and stuff). Where once I was relying on using other people to record alot of my songs, now I’m going to have everything at my disposal. That is huge!! When Jackmove broke up (see bios if you’re not familiar) I took a little over 3 years off making music. Like totally. And during that time I had added hundreds of groups/albums to my arsenal of musical influence. Since my taste in music has grown more eclectic, so has my musical output, and if you’ve ever listened to the Move you’re aware that it didn’t completely suck. My new stuff is more mature, yet its not. I can’t explain. It is unpredictable; just when you think I’m gonna ZIG that is when I ZAG. And when you think I’m gonna ZAG- SPLASH I hit you with a cymbol or 2, maybe a cowbell. It’s crazy. You can see (or more accurately “hear”) some of the 6-Oct tracks we’ve worked on at www.myspace.com/6oct. I think most people really like the song “Unspoken Narrative” I am starting another musical project called DEF SHEPPARD, and “Stairway to HELL” is gonna be the album title. I have no idea what it’ll sound like. I’ll keep you posted as things develop.
