First off let me quickly point out that Simon Juarez is LATINO.  Doesn’t mean he has to be fluent in Spanish, or even speak it for that matter.  Having said that, this episode caught us completely off guard.  We bought the masks to video tape another promo that I am chopping together (along with like 3 other projects).  It may be done next week.  Keep in mind that we were both highly pissed off that our plans for taping episode 5 were foiled due to the rain and places being closed on Sunday, so we kinda took it out on Burger King.  Anyway, Simon nor I realized the severity of the situation at the “McCain BK location,”  We must’ve totally pissed them off there because she had to have not been bluffing when she started dialing the cops.  After my McCain post-BK wrap-up we got in the car, turned off the camera and I took off my mask- Simon pointed out that our Spanish-only friend was attempting to jot down my plates so I gave the engine a little steam and took off out of the lot.  Not 2 seconds after I get out the lot do I see a cop car approaching from ahead.  It didn’t even occur to me that they could be after us until Simon said he turned into the parking lot.  A few alleyway zig-zags later and we were home free.  If Burger King thinks they’ve seen the last of us they’re DEAD wrong.  We totally call them out on 2 of their commercials in Get Bent 5.Phive.  I am going to burn the midnight oil finding loopholes that’ll keep us on their asses forever.  But seriously, this “episode” (don’t wan’t to call it an episode due to it barely pertainig to the concept of the show) was shot in one day, and edited in less than 5 hours (I didn’t keep exact time).  It was an awesome collaboration, and Simon got to pop his monologue cherry in this one!!  I decided while editing it to go Pulp-fiction style again.  It is by sheer coincidence that it happens to be another BK Bender that got Pulp-Fictionized.  after seeing the finished product it seems that I was acting like a total dickhead at the Obama BK.  The “filming with cheese” statement - TOTAL PRICK!!  And I hate my delivery of the opening voice over.  I guess that’s what happens when its a rush job.   This is one of the episodes that I won’t be watching very much.  However, artistically speaking, In the spirit of keeping it fresh we got the monologue at the end, with the end at the beginning (that gas station thing I shot on my way to get Simon so that was really the beginning of it all). 

Enjoy,

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