Episode III

I fought the Law and the..Law Sucks!

This one was inspired by a background check conducted by my employer. A background check that I FAILED. Had it not been for my death-defying ability to sieze loopholes I’d be out of a job. That plus there were actually false pretenses involved that would have lead to an unnecessary termination. But I digress. That’s a whole different story. When you fail a BG check you get a copy of said document. I was forced to dig up like 4 pounds of dusty paperwork in my ultimately successful attempt to disprove the allegations of the BG check. I still have my job, and in looking at some of my ancient court documents and some of the charges that I got, I was inspired to take on the mother of all rules and regulations. Seeing how some of these laws differ from, say, Newton’s Law of Gravity on logical level, the content of this episode pretty much needed to be passed on to all…

Having said that, you’ll notice that I have like 6 different haircuts, a few different outfits, and I never look the same from one shot to the next. Especially the part when I mention kicking the window and the next shot of me saying the thing about consent. It was like Spring for the “consent” part and last week for the “window” part. This episode, unlike the others, has spanned a lot of time for the 10 minutes that we got. There has been a lot of stuff going on within, and without the show. When we scrunched the lego pieces of edited footage together after deciding the logical order - we saw the time and we were at 12 minutes!! I was fucking pissed!! If I would have cut it in half, which I considered, it would have left me with one slower more monologue-driven piece and another ADD pointless chunk. They needed to go together to be cohesive. I had to whiddle down my complete vision to make time. The part where I explain that my parents got hit by a car, after chopping it
, came out sounding like I’m pissed off that my dad didn’t get a jay-walking ticket!! That wasn’t my point at all, so it’s kinda funny. Anyway, I hope you like it. And if the quality looks like shit go to youtube and click “watch in high quality.”

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