Episode V
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HOLY SHIT!! Get it? Wah, wah, wah….Anyway, for all who are easily offended I’d like to start by saying, you’ve come to the WRONG website!! Furthermore, you’ve landed on what is possibly the most offensive installment of this show in the entire Get Bent catalogue!! Stop viewing or start spewing (Exorcist reference). If you are here because you like the show, then sit back and enjoy. If your attention span is anything like mine, you’ll think the first half moves at a rather slower pace. There are not as many loopholes per minute as Episode IV, but they can’t all be. Everybody was so nice that I couldn’t deliver on some of our benders!! I even shot a few things last week that I couldn’t use because I caved too easily due to people being too nice. On the other hand, the back end of this episode is my favorite so far! The very end of this video is straight hilarious!! I like meeting total assholes. Like complete fucking pricks!! Those are the ones that get the most enjoyable reaction from our viewers. If you listen closely to me arguing with the haircut guy outside the car you can hear me totally butchering his name. I say it phonetically. I won’t mention his name here, but listen when he’s saying “that’s me, Pal” before that you can hear me asking if he is ****** (6 letters). That chunk totally did not go as planned… obviously. We will have to do the haircut thing again, and if the show gets picked up - you bet your ass we’re gonna pay that dickhead a visit. We have some funny requests for a haircut place that we didn’t even get to mention. It would have been funny, but It was hilarious how him and Simon went at it for a while. Good footage!! And sound quality, surprisingly. Also I know I had to use Godfather music over the Goodfellas video. That is because I wanted a group shot of mobsters rather than 1 Godfather, and also Goodfellas doesn’t have a musical score like that. I also think it’s a better movie. As for the Jesus thing; I have a blog on the Get Bent myspace page that explains why what I did is okay. Of course to read it you have to be my friend- HA. I will tell you that Jesus was not the first or the last person to die on a cross. Hopefully you find this video to be humorous.
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WOZ
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