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This video has some leftover pieces from what I had originally planned for episode 6 - which, in turn was actually left over, unused scrap footage from episode V.  The left over stuff includes the McDonalds “McCheef” bit, (BY THE WAY, SINCE THEN MCDONALDS CHANGED THEIR VERBAGE read more) and a of the few random quickies at the beginning.  (we like to have a few of those on hand) Pretty much everything else is new stuff from the same day at the mall.  Believe it or not there is some stuff from episode V that is still getting rolled over and may/or may not go in episode 8.  While we were at the mall we came up with like thirty random, hilarious side plots we can throw into episodes when this show gets picked up.     We now have even more (currently) undoable ideas that would take some $$$ to get people to actually partake in it.  Not to mention a camera man and/or hidden camera with lav mics for better sound quality.   It all takes $$$…  We even told one security guard that another one was talking smack, and had him believing it.  It was hysterical!!  Hopefully he gets what’s coming his way for telling us we can’t film at or around Victoria’s Secret.   By the way, those supple cans that are featured belong to my last girlfriend- NOT anything pertaining to Simon or his wife (my cousin).  The Ex GF did not know that I used her likeness for this specific purpose.  (that bump-n-grind was supposed to be for a commercial skit idea that we both came up with that was kinda funny.  Maybe she’ll let me put her face in the outtakes, because she’s kind of a hottie)  I figure if she’ll let me stick other things in other places why not insert her face into a video…or something?   As for the girls that we sweet-talked at the mall, that story is still developing… (for John-  not “Simon the married guy”).

 

Don’t forget- to see this video in high quality click on the HQ square right under the picture next to the volume adjuster thingy

 

ENJOY

WOZ

 

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