ABOUT THE PILOT EPISODE -

(completely shot and edited in 3 days)

For this one I pulled out a few stops. But before anyone else steps forward and points out something that I already know - I’d like to get a few things off my chest. First off: The picture quality, BLAME THAT ON YOUTUBE. We compressed our original 2 gig project down to 100 megs (because that was their max at the time I uploaded the trailer). That is 1 twentieth of the original quality!! It looks like I recorded my stuff with a log of shit! There are definitely a lot of nuances that are way funnier with full quality. Like the part when it shows my eyeball in the pantyhose, to name one. However, It kinda looked like youtube may have recently upped it to a full gig. If so I should probably recompress and upload again. The file is with Kyle. In regards to the camera work, the guys I worked with (excluding Kyle) don’t have any experience let alone a degree in production, but they do work for free. That accounts for the sub-par shooting at parts. Personally, I think they did an awesome job for what they know. My cousin Luke followed my commands to the T and it came out pretty DAMN good.

THANKS CUZ!! Also understand that when you are doing a single camera shoot with the intent to piss people off (unscripted confrontations) there is bound to be be a constant flow of dialog with difficult camera choices to be made (without cutting) while people are all talking over eachother, and me, and not to mention I have no idea what the Fuck I’m walking into. So not every shot is gonna have that Orson Welles stamp of approval. I apologize. Anything that you may notice now, I noticed 10 seconds after we stopped recording. I planned for somebody to actually wear my shoes and walk in them - LOL. I say 2 days of shooting and one long day of editing produced greatness. I think I made some delicious lemonade out of some raggedy ass lemons. Maybe I rushed it a little. Fuck it. The episodes will keep getting better!!!

(my real error is in my recap when I say “…he couldn’t have THINGS his way” it should have been “IT” not “things” but you get where I’m coming from so whatever )

Stay loyal my peeps

 Don’t forget- to see this video in high quality click on the HQ square right under the picture next to the volume adjuster thingy

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